March: What’s On in Guildford

There’s lots happening in Guildford and the surrounding areas this month – from comedy to clothing, ABBA to Plants, there’s sure to be something for everyone.

Guildford Gag House
The Back Room, The Star Inn, Quarry Street, Guildford, GU1 3TY
Saturday 18 March, 7:45pm

One of Guildford’s finest comedy nights arrives at The Star Inn on Saturday 18 March. You’re guaranteed laugh after laugh with routines from Craig Murray, who has shared the stage with comedy legends including Robin Williams, and multi-award winning comic Felicity Ward. The talented Chris Stokes and Alex Kealy will join them, setting the scene for what is sure to be a hilarious night. Tickets and more info: Click here.

Felicity Ward

80’s Invasion Tour 2017
G Live, London Road, Guildford, GU1 2AA
Monday 13 March, 7:30pm

A fantastic evening of 80’s entertainment awaits you at G Live. With performances from Martika, Paul Young, Toyah and China Crisis, you’re bound to get into the groove and dance the night away. Relive the 80’s and let your youthful spirit take over! Check out our interview with Martika here.

Guildford Preloved Vintage Kilo
Guildford Cathedral, Stag Hill, Guildford, GU2 7UP
Saturday 11 March, 10am – 5pm

Preloved Vintage Wholesale Ltd are bringing their biggest kilo sale to Guildford! Sorting out your Spring wardrobe? Come along to Guildford Cathedral and have a browse of the highest quality vintage and retro clothing. Bag yourself a kilo of gorgeous garments for just £15. With 6 tonnes of clothing on offer, this is one sale you surely can’t miss. For more info, click here.

Out of Order
Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook, Guildford, Surrey GU1 3UX
Wednesday 8 March – Saturday 11 March

“When a Government Junior Minister plans to spend the evening with one of the Opposition’s typists in The Westminster Hotel, things go disastrously wrong – beginning with the discovery of a body trapped in the hotel’s only unreliable sash window. Desperately trying to get out of an extremely sticky situation, things quickly go from bad to worse.” This Olivier award-winning comedy features TV stars including Shaun Williamson and Sue Holderness. Tickets and more info: Click here.

Spring Plant Fair
RHS Garden Wisley, Woking, Surrey, GU23 6QB
Friday 24 March – Sunday 26 March, 9:30am – 4:30pm

Gardening enthusiast? Head to the Spring Plant Fair at RHS Garden Wisley for your dose of springtime inspiration. Get advice, meet specialist nurseries and choose from a wide range of quality plants. This is your chance to get ahead of the game and have the best Summer garden in Guildford.

Jimmy Carr Live
G Live, London Road, Guildford, GU1 2AA
Saturday 25 March, 8pm

Famed funny man Jimmy Carr brings his brand new tour The Best Of, Ultimate, Gold, Greatest Hits Tour to Guildford this March. Combining some of his funniest material with all-new comedy gold, join Jimmy Carr for what looks set to be an unparalleled evening of simply great entertainment. Tickets and more info: click here.

Mother’s Day Gala Dinner & Live ABBA Tribute Band
The Tea Terrace Restaurant & Tea Room, 5th floor, House of Fraser Department Store, Guildford, GU1 3DP
Sunday 26 March, 7pm – 10pm

The best Mother’s Day treat in Guildford, right?! Which mamma wouldn’t want to see the UK’s number one ABBA tribute band REVIVAL, all while enjoying a delicious three course meal and half a bottle of wine? Perfect entertainment (and a little audience participation, perhaps…), yummy food and fine wine – what could be better?

The G Live Surrey Wedding Show
G Live, London Road, Guildford, GU1 2AA
Sunday 19 March, 11am – 4pm

If you’re lucky enough in love to be planning your big day, come along to Surrey’s best wedding show at Guildford’s G Live. Get some inspiration from Surrey’s finest wedding suppliers and start thinking about everything you need. From venues to bridal wear, cakes to photographers, make your big day run as smoothly and as easy as possible.

The Mayor of Guildford’s Variety Show
Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook, Guildford, Surrey GU1 3UX
Sunday 12 March, 6pm

Enjoy a special afternoon of wonderful entertainment in the presence of Guildford’s Mayor. Enjoy performances from The Boileroom, Guildford Amateur Theatre Association, Guildford School of Acting, Guildford Shakespeare Company, The Man In The Moon, Surrey Choices – Rhythmic Collision, The Yvonne Arnaud Youth Theatre and more – there truly is something for all the family! Funds raised will go towards the Mayor’s chosen charities including the Surrey Hills Trust Fund and the Mayor of Guildford’s Local Distress Fund. For more info, click here.

Godalming Gag House
Cafe Mila, 1 Angel Court, Godalming, Surrey, GU7 1DT
Friday 31 March, 8pm – 10pm

Hosted on the last Friday every month, Godalming Gag House is another event showcasing some of the finest comedy talents around. See hilarious routines from MC Abi Roberts, Joe Well and Addy van der Borgh – three incredible multi-talented performers who are more than qualified to guide you through a night of “lols”. More info and tickets: click here.

Abi Roberts