Single and ready to mingle? Hopeless romantic pining after a one-time trip to the legendary Isle of Fernando’s? Sick of swiping left, right, left, right with no delight? We feel you. We really feel you.
Well, we’ve got some pretty fantastic news – ITV’s prime time dating show Take Me Out is back and searching for you soppy singletons.
No more tucking into a sharer tub of Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough ice cream on your own. Say goodbye to waking in the darkest hours of the night and relentlessly sobbing into your pillow at the mere thought of anyone being able to love you. Ta-ta to avoiding watching Bridget Jones Diary’s because it’s just too damn relatable, or refusing to listen to any songs by Dido through fear of a breakdown. This is your time. Embrace it.
Whether you’re a lad looking to come down the love lift or a lovely lady hoping to find Mr Right, Take Me Out are on the lookout for some special singletons who are just dying to get back on the dating scene. If you’re fun, flirty and feeling a trip to the Isle of Fernando’s, this is an opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
Dating apps are old news – everyone knows that shooting down a tube onto a stage of thirty ladies looking for a date is the way to find love nowadays. It’s the nation’s favourite dating show and this is your chance to get a piece of the action.
Auditions are to be held up and down the country between August and October, so be sure to get your application form filled out and sent in ASAP.
If you fancy joining actual Cupid himself Paddy McGuinness on the Take Me Out stage, request an application form by simply dropping an email to one of the addresses below:
firstname.lastname@example.org (for boy application forms)
email@example.com (for girls application forms)
As you can imagine, all applicants must be over the age of 18 – ain’t nobody got time for a teenage dream. This is where real love is made…